5. It isn’t her birthday, but she demands, “When we see each other I want you to send me flowers”
“I think she’s been reading too many romance novels…” When a girl says something way too clueless, it might make a man reply with a wisecrack. Some men enjoy princesses, but if you want to go down that road, you’ll need to be prepared to take it all the way – for example, “You must never eat ramen in front of your boyfriend.”