9. “You’re still hung up on me, aren’t you?”
This arrogant assumption is not appreciated. “Don’t flatter yourself!” Many men resented having an ex-girlfriend imply that they regretted the breakup. Even if your ex actually wanted to get back together, having you haughtily point it out will push him to deny it. So the words, “I’m still hung up on you, though,” are better whispered into your pillow.