7. A close-up of a picture of your face with self-criticizing captions, like “I got fat!” or “makeup fail!”
“She’s lying! I’m sure people wouldn’t post a close-up picture of their face if they were self-conscious about gaining weight.” Guys get irritated when your picture and caption contradict each other. Try entertaining people with your openness, such as posting a picture of yourself at a Korean BBQ saying “I am gaining weight, but who cares!”